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Jokes:-Airplanes


Passenger: Excuse me. How high is this plane?

Flight Attendant: About 30,000 feet.

Passenger: And how wide is it?

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The loudspeaker of the big jet clicked on and

the captain’s voice announced in a clear, even

tone: “Now there’s no cause for alarm but we

felt you should know that for the last three

hours we’ve been flying without the benefit of

radio, compass, radar, or navigational beam due

to the breakdown of certain key components.

This means that we are, in the broad sense of the

word, lost and not quite sure in which direction

we are heading. I’m sure you’ll be glad to know

however, that we’re making excellent time!”

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An airliner flew into a violent thunderstorm

and was soon swaying and bumping in the sky.

One very nervous lady happened to be sitting

next to a clergyman and turned to him for com￾fort.

“Can’t you do something?” she demanded.

“I’m sorry, ma’am,” said the reverend gently.

“I’m in sales, not management.”

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A man is now able to go across the United

States in eight hours . . . four hours for flying,

and the other four to get to the airport.

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The airline company was disturbed over a

high percentage of accidents and decided to

eliminate human errors by building a completely

mechanical plane.

“Ladies and gentlemen,” came a voice over a

loudspeaker on the plane’s maiden voyage, “it

may interest you to know that you are now trav￾eling in the world’s first completely automated

plane. Now just sit back and relax because noth￾ing can possibly go wrong . . . go wrong . . . go

wrong . . . go wrong . . .”


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One Response
  1. Funny

    by Tam-David on Jan 2, 2021 at 7:38 pm Reply

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